Always tell your wife the truth

[هرمنا]

لمن لا يعرف هذه القصة سوف اترجمها لكم



A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed.


هذا واحد راح يتمشى مع خويه

So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.

وبعدين قابلوا خويهم الثالث

They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.

ثم ركبوا ليموزين ووداهم لفوال في شارع الظهران في الملز

After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me.

وكل واحد منهم معتمد على الثاني انه يحاسب لانهم كانوا طفارى وكل فلوسهم عطوها راعي الليموزين

Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he precedes to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

يوم انتهوا من الاكل

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry.

قال لهم راعي المطعم الحساب 15 ريال

Where the hell have you been?"

Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl There and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in ,,,,,,,,,,,r.

وقاموا يفتشون مخابيهم ولا لقوا شي

"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and says..."You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"

آخر شي لقى واحد منهم بودرة اللي يستخدمونها اهل البلياردو وعطاها راعي المطعم


Moral of the story:

قام راعي المطعم بالمغرفه وفقع راسه وودوه للمستشفى وزارته حرمته

Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you anyway.
At least your conscience is clear


قالت له : احسن ..... ساد ...........حقك وماجاك ........من قال لك تروح تلعب بلياردوو طلقنيييييي

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